Litter (but with a changed title for Jane's sake)

We have new litter. It looks like birdseed and smells like pine. I refuse to go to the bathroom in a pile of birdseed. I mean, would you? Of course not. That's just goofy. Also, on the litter bag, there is a picture of a cat who appears to be on meth. Or maybe he was just Photoshopped to have a smile. Given that cats don't naturally smile, something has clearly gone terribly wrong.