True Love

Hello all. I apologize sincerely for my tardiness in updating. I know that the three of you (hi Erin's mom) that read this 'blog have been in quite a funk the last few months.

There has been an exciting development: Nolan and Jane (the proprietors of this fair diary) have decided that theirs is a true love and are now engaged!

I, too, have found my true love. That true love is "licking things." I enjoy licking DVD players, Tostitos, books, TV screens, and Domino's butt. You shouldn't think that I'm not discriminating in my taste testing -- I haven't yet licked a whale. Or Jupiter. That'd be disgusting.