The Queen's Pillow

Nolan recently visited the store to buy (what he thought was) a body pillow that was (intended) for Jane. Once the pillow arrived at its new home, its true calling was revealed: a throne for ME. Her Royal Highness Potato finally has a seat worthy of her grandeur, and to mark the occasion, she will speak only in third person (for the time being).

After only a week of use, Jane decided that Potato's Throne Cover was worthy of It's first bath. Jane mentioned something about an accumulation of Her Catliness's hair, which is usually considered a blessing. These proletariat know nothing of True Royalty, so I must simply redouble my efforts to grace The Throne with The Fur.